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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Mines Excavated: 3187

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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