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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7135 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4083 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted wishes. they wished for a castle made of cheese and a pet dragon that farted rainbows. true story, bro.
but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine is the DJ. trust me, you don’t want to miss it.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ve ever had. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a blocky world? join now and let the craziness begin!
