ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Potions Brewed:	183
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crops Grown:	9844	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Crops Grown:	6343
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Emeralds Found:	8838

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2315
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.