ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Star Shards Collected:	165
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dimension Hops:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crops Grown:	5625	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	826090
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	187
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Farms Harvested:	712	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1757	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4418	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	116	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Potions Brewed:	126
Crops Grown:	6464	Runes Activated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Emeralds Found:	2162	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.