ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Buildings Constructed:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6660	Emeralds Found:	2676
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	157
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5069	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Love Letters Sent:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7531	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	3172
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	3274
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.