ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	4224

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	191
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	8035	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	544
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3714
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	817177	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5158	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Void Gems Collected:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1133	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Buildings Constructed:	21	Villages Defended:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6294

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.