ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Towns Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2137	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	171	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	105
Void Gems Collected:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2613	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.