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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8746 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 308 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Imagine paying $512 a month to live in a virtual world where your parents dictate your every move. No friends over, no leaving without permission, and a strict 9pm curfew – just like being 15 again, right? But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to volunteer 6 hours a week to “find yourself and help people” because why not add some extra pressure to your already stressful virtual life?
But fear not, because unlike real life, you can escape this madness by simply logging off. No need to blow up at your virtual parents or worry about being thrown on the virtual streets. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos of our Minecraft server where you can be ungrateful and unkind without any real-life consequences.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual parental control simulator! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?