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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7891 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 407 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4082 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.
So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!