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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 293 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3239 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.
So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!