But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?
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ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP
Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro! -
Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat
Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.
So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!
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MonolithMC SMP
Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!
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