ParentalPanic: NoSpeakieNoEntry | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and language skills? Look no further! Join our server where we speak a mix of languages, just like this family does. Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers speak multiple languages!

Need a break from your parents nagging about your bilingual kids? Join our server and let them speak whatever language they want without judgment. We promise no one will interrupt your kids’ secret conversations or try to supervise them in a language they don’t understand.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a new language while building your dream Minecraft world. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is FUN!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Farms Harvested:	333	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	63	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	132	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ores Mined:	3207

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	1507
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7428	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5926	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!