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BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	5245
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	97	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	8251
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Towns Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Farms Harvested:	361

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Runes Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	82	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	1315
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.