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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 382 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4196 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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