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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3739

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7655	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	8	Towns Built:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	990244
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	82	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4178	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1177	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9334	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	8026
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	195	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	70
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Villages Defended:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2