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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2308 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.