Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

Server Features:

NEW Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Respectful behavior towards other players
For full rules, visit website

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	471022	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoLoansNoProblems

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9348
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mellow Meadows

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Villages Defended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6748	Enchantments Applied:	124
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!