🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8637 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 176 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8629 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness