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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8838 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Votes: | 2169 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness