Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Emeralds Found:	3566
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	4961
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4551
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	7667	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	364915
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	3785
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3552
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	New Chunks Explored:	799289
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Potions Brewed:	116
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	3506	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Animals Bred:	97

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

209.192.200.156:25578