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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	170
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Potions Brewed:	35	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	191
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Farms Harvested:	157	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Towns Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	8950	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6666	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	5447
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5680
Animals Bred:	91	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!