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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Potions Brewed:	60	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Void Armor Forged:	30	Crops Grown:	9283
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	159
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	567145

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mines Excavated:	4253
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4274	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	290
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Star Shards Collected:	294	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	2890	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.