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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ores Mined:	2508	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294
Magic Items Found:	5495	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3077	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	798	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	278	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!