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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Animals Bred:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	126	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Void Gems Collected:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	282	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4842	Mines Excavated:	3003
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	263076
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!