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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
New Chunks Explored:	129601	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2873	Buildings Constructed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	234
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Void Armor Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1725
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Star Shards Collected:	225
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Star Shards Collected:	94
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7463
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Meteorites Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ores Mined:	7942	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	602
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3169	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchantments Applied:	224	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!