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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8253	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mines Excavated:	4081	Players Killed by Monsters:	150
Magic Items Found:	1503	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Void Armor Forged:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	262

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6138	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	301164

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	978817	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Runes Activated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	124

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!