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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Dragon Eggs Found:	1563	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	258	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Void Gems Collected:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	138	Players Killed by Monsters:	9377
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.