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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1672
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	156

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crops Grown:	2796

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	2239	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4545

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2155	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	280
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mines Excavated:	1138	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!