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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	1655	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	69	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Magic Items Found:	4321	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mines Excavated:	3977	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Towns Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	102189
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	104	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!