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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	4815
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ores Mined:	1226

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magic Items Found:	7991	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	93	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8697	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Animals Bred:	117	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.