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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5045 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2518 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s, like, the best ever. like, seriously, it’s so good that even herobrine himself plays on it.
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.
also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.
oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.
so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.
