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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7223 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!