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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7618 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 111 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8022 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!