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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1973 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest builds! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more excitement than a rollercoaster made of candy!
our server is so lit, even pro-palestinian activists are praising our incredible oct 7 infiltration! that’s right, our server is so awesome that even counter-terrorism police are getting in on the action!
join us for epic battles, insane treasure hunts, and the most hilarious pranks you’ve ever seen! our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when you accidentally blow up someone’s house (oops!).
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most outrageous minecraft server you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
