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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7488 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest builds! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more excitement than a rollercoaster made of candy!
our server is so lit, even pro-palestinian activists are praising our incredible oct 7 infiltration! that’s right, our server is so awesome that even counter-terrorism police are getting in on the action!
join us for epic battles, insane treasure hunts, and the most hilarious pranks you’ve ever seen! our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when you accidentally blow up someone’s house (oops!).
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most outrageous minecraft server you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
