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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6697 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!