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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 518 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Crops Grown: | 4789 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
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And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!