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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7971 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.