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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1403 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 210 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.