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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5766 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.