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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 262 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 547497 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.