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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4191 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 9769 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 324 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
