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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5579 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6536 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.