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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8855 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
