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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4352 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.