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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8970 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Farms Harvested: | 591 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.