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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 849 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 354 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.