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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9382 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 508951 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.