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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6654 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1147 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.