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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 730 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.